What the what?!?

I rode 61 miles on Sunday.  In the rain.  On Thrill Hill.  I rode this same course about 5 months ago when I was training for my first century and The IronMAJ.  (Which, need I remind you, I won.)  Anyway, on Sunday, I rode this sucker a mile per hour faster than I did 5 months ago.

A mile. PER HOUR.

What the what?!!?

Then I joined a cycling team.  These guys are pretty casual, but they have no other female teammates.  They're, well, fast.  A good mile per hour faster than me. 

A mile.  PER HOUR.

What the WHAT?!?!

These *!&(#ers are gonna kill me.

Then Coach Julia told me, if I really want to make this month a swim focus, then I have to add a 4th swim a week or an extra 1000 to 1 or 2 of my swims. Except the swims on my plan are already, like, 2-3k.  Which is already a heavy swim plan for a sprint.  So I'm doing 3-4k swims now.  And I'm doing my 100 pyramids at the END of my workouts, when I'm already tired, at my TOP END swim pace of all time.

What the WHAT>!>!>!>!>???

This *&^! is gonna kill me.

Then the B told me, if I win my sprint in May, he will buy me my first matching race kit so I match the dudes.

What the WHAT!!>!??????

This !$$h5@^! is gonna kill me.

Or maybe they won't kill me.

And you know what they say about what doesn't kill you . . . .

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE SONG LYRICS OF THE WEEK.  Which 3 different artists have a different take on.

What the WHAT>!>!?!??!

Stronger - Britney Spears
Than I ever thought that I could be
I used to go with the flow
Didn't really care 'bout me . . .
And now I'm stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothin' but my way

Stronger - Kanye West
Now tha-that-that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
Cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'Cause I can't get much wronger

Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller.......
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter

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Wes said...

I think that's what we are going to be saying after you kick ass multiple times this year! What the what? :-D