Hi, My Name is Lazy McSlacksalot . . .

Hi, my name is Lazy McSlacksalot. That's Irish for "ain't gettin' shit done."

Yes, I overslept again this morning. Yes, I've been saying that for two weeks. I can't get enough sleep. On top of that, I wake up every day with a headache. I felt awesome last night, and I was going to go running this morning, to yoga tonight (and actually nail my 4 runs this week), but to no avail. Monday and Wednesday are class nights, so if I don't run on those mornings, I'm screwed. Thursday I had a call with my holistic nutrition counselor, so I couldn't run last night and I overslept yesterday morning, too.

I am so tired that - get this - when I'm smacking snooze, I smack it for TWO HOURS before I wake up. Some times I don't even realize I've already been snoozing by the time I actually get up. I mean, I literally wake up at 7:15am and think, "Crap, I need to get up," and then realize I have been hitting snooze in my sleep since 5.

So it looks like one long run (10-12 miles) this weekend, one mid-distance (4-6), and 1-2 yoga classes. I would also really like to swim a couple km. If I don't sleep through those, too. How the HELL was I doing this before????

2 tidbits of wizdom:

Dances with Corgis said...

What time are you going to bed? Are you strict about your bedtime? I do the same thing, the snoozing, when I am a lazeball about going to bed. I'll let myself stay up until 1:30 or 2, and then not fall asleep right away even then.

I only get up on time bright eyed and bushy tailed when I am a NAZI about getting IN bed at 11. Try that. It helped a lot for me... although I'm not always good at it either :)

Joy | Love | Chaos said...

Okay, so half of me wants to wet my pants laughing at the texts (which ARE hysterical) and the other half wants me to scoop you up, put you in my back pocket, and bring you to casa del Able and Mighty M for a safe and supportive place. So in that spirit, I'm sending you a hearty snort and hopes for more binge-free Sundays and yoga-love. Sound good? :)