Hi, my name is Lazy McSlacksalot. That's Irish for "ain't gettin' shit done."
Yes, I overslept again this morning. Yes, I've been saying that for two weeks. I can't get enough sleep. On top of that, I wake up every day with a headache. I felt awesome last night, and I was going to go running this morning, to yoga tonight (and actually nail my 4 runs this week), but to no avail. Monday and Wednesday are class nights, so if I don't run on those mornings, I'm screwed. Thursday I had a call with my holistic nutrition counselor, so I couldn't run last night and I overslept yesterday morning, too.
I am so tired that - get this - when I'm smacking snooze, I smack it for TWO HOURS before I wake up. Some times I don't even realize I've already been snoozing by the time I actually get up. I mean, I literally wake up at 7:15am and think, "Crap, I need to get up," and then realize I have been hitting snooze in my sleep since 5.
So it looks like one long run (10-12 miles) this weekend, one mid-distance (4-6), and 1-2 yoga classes. I would also really like to swim a couple km. If I don't sleep through those, too. How the HELL was I doing this before????