I hate race photos like this, but this was just too funny not to share. I saw this picture from Baldwin Park - the date that I PR'd and found out I was knocked up within the same 4 hours.

My first thought: THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!! A FAT MAN!

Then I thought: damn, if that's a man, he's got some SERIOUSLY LARGE BOOBS!!!! MAN BOOBS!

And then I realized: no, that's ME!!!!

And now, looking back and realizing I was already 5 weeks pregnant, I realize why I didn't recognize my own boobs.

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